WASHINGTON—While they acknowledged that getting behind such a plan might take a little convincing, the American populace admitted this week that they could, in all likelihood, be talked into another war.
Gotta love the Onion :)
shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
things to consider:
- lady assassins
- lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS
- lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins
Assassins singing love songs <3 albatrocities
"And I’m up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians." #elviscostello #watchmen
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. "
"Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose." - Beetlejuice 1988
Death is beautiful.
I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism